Rich People, Meth, and You

Right now I'm sitting in my digital photography class. Generally it's pretty boring since I sit around for three hours listening to a lecture, but sometimes I'm afforded the luxury of being entertained by another victim of Oklahoma's crystal darkness.

What am I talking about? I'm talking about meth, and the 19 year old girl sitting next to me who openly admitted on the first day of class that she consumes the drug. In fact she told me she shoots it up between her toes. I never would've guessed.
Fast forward to now with three weeks left of school, I never talk to her yet she always talks to me. I know too much about her and her boyfriend, who sounds just as messed up. I also know her mother just pours massive amounts of money into whatever debit and credit cards she has. The girl has a $2000 camera with a $1000 lens, she has a $600 purse, constantly insults how old in my macbook is (three years old..), doesn't understand why I don't like Ed Hardy, and she also took the liberty of going through her wallet and showing me each debit card she has and how much many is on each card.
Well today I got a little revenge. When she was going through her wallet she also pulled out her driver's license when all of the sudden she happened to notice that it was expired. This was my time to strike. Basically I convinced her that if she gets pulled over at all now, she is going to face a $6000 fine from the police.
She basically started freaking out, and texted her mom. It's about the end of class now and the girl left early, and managed to call the teacher a dick on her wait out. I know she'll realize its not $6000 eventually, but I'm glad I got back at her. I don't get why Oklahoma has so many freaks sometimes, but at least they're easy to trick.

I'm Opinionated and the Internet Obliges

Congratulations, you're reading my first blog post! This is a public blog that basically will cover everything I feel like writing about. This is by and large a practice system for me since I'm a journalism student and I should always be writing. There is no real focus for my blog except I'm going to write about the things I like, people I meet, and the goal of satisfying my already over inflated ego.
For my first post I'd like to say that I've used Twitter and I really don't like it. I'm sure that if I had an iphone or a blackberry it'd be different, but for now it's a failure to me and I don't see any future between us.
Speaking of cellphones, yesterday during my American history class my Sony Walkman went off in the middle of a lecture and started playing Skeeta Man by 2 Live Crew during the lecture. I don't think I've been so embarassed. I swear after finally taking the battery out to make it shut up, someone in the back of my class mumbled "I'm gonna cum". I hate my phone and that song has been ruined for me, atleast for a while.

As nasty as they wanna be..